Tuesday, April 27, 2010

A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal

Steve M. FTMFW:
The right doesn't think the Arizona immigration law is jackbooted big government run amok. You know what the right does think is jackbooted big government run amok?

This:

...Convinced that Happy Meals and other food promotions aimed at children could make kids fat as well as happy, county officials in Silicon Valley are poised to outlaw the little toys that often come with high-calorie offerings.

... the proposal would forbid the inclusion of a toy in any restaurant meal that has more than 485 calories, more than 600 mg of salt or high amounts of sugar or fat. In the case of McDonald's, the limits would include all of the chain's Happy Meals....

... The California Restaurant Assn. has taken out full-page newspaper advertisements against the proposed ordinance in local newspapers. One shows a little girl with her hands cuffed behind her back as she holds a stuffed animal.

Another opponent wrote in a YouTube posting, "I want to know when the pitchforks and torches and rope is going to come out.... We need to run these Frankenstein politician monsters the hell out of town!" ...


(Emphasis added.) 
If you think Arizona's immigration law is proof of how great America is, and you think banning toys from Happy Meals is worthy of an armed revolution, you need to get some f'ckin' perspective.

On second thought, don't get perspective.  This kind of unhinged stupidity makes you easily identifiable for everyone else's safety.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really asshole?

Let's talk RACISM here. LIBERAL RACISM FROM LIBERAL RACISTS LIKE YOU!

Let's talk RACIAL QUOTAS and AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. Let's talk SPECIAL TREATMENT for minorities at the expense of whites.

But you stupid fuck liberals call that "corrective action."

GUESS WHAT, LIBERALS.

Arizona's law is "corrective action" because the FEDS WILL NOT SEAL THE BORDERS.

WHO IS THE RACIST NOW?

Zandar said...

I'm going to go with "The guy who can't tell the difference between affirmative action and racism."

StarStorm said...

Oh look, the wannabe Old White Fucker is feeling oppressed.

Never mind the institutionalized discriminiation that PoC, women, and homosexuals deal with. The real discriminiation is against Mr. Mighty Whitey Man!

Seriously, you can't parody these fuckers.

Unknown said...

Angry white man is angry!

Anonymous said...

obvious moron is obvious.

teadoust

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