Jonah Goldberg has some whitesplaning to do dammit, and no holiday weekend will stay him from his appointed rounds.
If the GOP wants to win more black votes, it will need to get a lot more “racist.”
The scare quotes are necessary because I don’t think the Republican
Party is racist now (and, historically, has a lot less to answer for
than the Democratic Party does).
But that hasn’t stopped people from slandering Republicans as racist for one reason or another.
Wow, that’s a pitch roughly the size of Utah over the plate. I’m going
to step out of the batter’s box for a second so that I can get a running
start at this thing, it’s not moving that fast. Clearly Jonah here is
full, nay, gravid with excellent advice. Besides,
GOP can’t be racist because Colin Powell!
Just consider some recent examples from over the summer.
When Mitt Romney visited Michigan, he joked about not needing a birth
certificate to prove he was from there.
Not very funny? OK, sure. Poor taste? Eh, maybe, I guess. “The
basest and the most despicable bigotry we might be able to imagine”?
Errr, no. And yet that’s what one respected “expert” on race, Michael
Eric Dyson, called it on MSNBC.
I have to admit “noted race relations expert Jonah Goldberg” does have a
nice ring to it, it’s a little much to fit on the business card along
with the multi-cultural and multicolored stick figures, but you know,
that privilege ain’t gonna assume itself. Sometimes a white guy
just has to lay out what racism is to us black folk:
Now, the cynical motivations behind this relentless slander
are too numerous to count. Such moral bullying makes white liberals feel
better about themselves. It scares moderates and centrists away from
the Republican Party, and it no doubt helps dissuade wavering blacks
from even thinking about giving the GOP an honest look.
It also does wonders to stifle journalists terrified of having their
racial bona fides questioned in any way. And it helps a feckless
left-wing black political class explain away its own failures. Racial
slander is like duct tape: There’s no limit to what you can do with it.
Wow. I had no idea being a black person was so simple. All this time
if I ever wanted to get ahead in life, I could just use “racial slander”
to put white America in its place. Truly we live in an age of
post-racial America where I had no idea being white was so bloody
difficult, laced with traps and pitfalls whenever you tried to explain
to the brown horde that your policies were necessary medicine they
needed. Somebody always comes along and racial slanders it. You guys,
Jonah’s trying really hard here!
But can you imagine how much worse it will get if Republicans actually do reach out to black community (as they should)?
One of the points of racial slander is to signal that only liberal
policies are guaranteed to be non-racist (even when such policies were
forged with racist intent, like the Davis-Bacon Act). This is why the
Congressional Black Caucus insists on calling itself the “conscience of
the Congress.”
That’s why policies like school choice are routinely denounced as
racist, even though they’re largely aimed at improving the lives of
inner-city blacks trapped in bad schools. Teachers unions don’t like
school choice, ergo, it’s racist.
It’s hard out there for a white guy, dedicated to trying to explain to
the stupid, largely ignorant black masses that your policy is good for
them dammit and they need to shut up and accept it. Why don’t they
listen to Jonah? He’s got the business card and everything!
Any serious attempt by the GOP to
win black votes won’t involve Republicans copycatting liberal policies.
It will require going over the heads of black and white liberal
slanderers to offer a sincere alternative to failed liberal policies on
schools, poverty, crime, etc. The more effective that effort, the more
the GOP will be called racist.
When Romney, whose father marched with Martin Luther King Jr., spoke to the NAACP,
Michael Tomasky of the Daily Beast dubbed him a “race-mongering
pyromaniac,” primarily for using the term “ObamaCare” — a term Barack
Obama used himself.
Just imagine the attacks in store for a more effective Republican.
If only black people like myself were smart enough to see through the
racial slander…gosh they just might have that outreach they need here.
Surely somebody should appoint Jonah in charge of it. Immediately.