StupidiNews!

• Recently declassified CIA documents admit for the first time that Nevada's famous Area 51 exists, but that it's mainly a boring military aerial reconnaissance testing facility.
• A leaked internal audit of the NSA has found thousands of accidental violations of agency privacy policy rules over the last five years.
• HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has announced recipients of grants for promoting the Affordable Care Act through the agency's Navigators program.
• Samsung will get the jump on Apple by introducing the Galaxy Gear wristwatch on Sept. 4, which will allow Android smartphone users to surf the web, get emails, and make calls.
• The White House is confirming that rooftop solar panels will be reinstalled this week, making good on President Obama's 2010 promise to do so.