StupidiNews!

• The FBI has arrested the CEO of male escort site Rentboy.com and six others on charges of promoting prostitution.
• New data from Texas A&M University finds the average American now spends 42 hours a year in traffic jams, costing some $160 billion yearly in lost production and fuel.
• South Korea says it is willing to discuss lifting sanctions on the North imposed in 2010 after agreeing on ending a tense DMV standoff earlier this week.
• The Chinese government is again blaming the country's securities regulators for this month's market crash as the Shanghai Composite has now lost 40% since its peak earlier this year.
• Some Americans are scrambling to buy commercially available and legal flamethrowers before police, lawmakers, and regulators can put out the fire.