StupidiNews!

• More banks are applying for bailout money, including a pair of Ohio banks, Key Bank and Fifth Third Bank.
• Gas prices dropped 53 cents in two weeks and continue to fall.
• McSame discounts the entire national political polling industry in America and guarantees a win in 8 days.
• A combination of the credit crunch and low harvests are driving food commodity prices up big time.
• The US military is threatening to cut off all military services in Iraq if there is no status of forces agreement by the new year.