StupidiNews!

• Yesterday's huge Dow gain comes in part from the expected Fed rate cut this afternoon, but how low will they go?
• Defense Secretary Robert Gates is demanding a new nuclear weapons program, or the Pentago may have to resort to nuke testing.
• Both Mitt Romney and Tim Pawlenty are warning of an Obama win.
• The Iraqi government has put forth its own draft proposal for US troops remaining in the country, which the US is expected to completely reject.
• MTVMusic.com takes on Youtube by posting "nearly every music video ever made".