Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Ten For '09

And now, ten things I wish would happen in 2009, but won't.
  1. CNN's Ruben Navarette will stop rationalizing the GOP's institutionalized racism.
  2. Dick Cheney will write a tell all book about how stupid Dubya really is.
  3. Mike Huckabee will leave politics for good and start a band.
  4. Obama will lose his temper. Once. Just once. That's all it will take.
  5. Five words: Super Bowl Champion Carolina Panthers.
  6. NBC will bring back John Laroquette in his own show. Again.
  7. The Ghostbusters video game will not only be on time, but it'll kick serious ass.
  8. Same goes for Starcraft 2 and Diablo 3.
  9. Quiznos brings back the Triple Q sub.
  10. Obama fixes the universe.
Would be nice, huh.

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