StupidiNews!

• A more moderate public option bill will be unveiled in the House today before a vote next week.
• The President has signed into law hate crimes legislation that includes protections based on sexual orientation.
• Boeing has brought their 787 Dreamliner assembly line to the most union-free state in America, South Carolina.
• Economists are projecting a 3.2% US GDP growth number in the third quarter ahead of today's figures.
• The President has announced $3.4 billion in electrical grid improvement projects nationwide.