Thursday, April 1, 2010

Epic A Little Too Early For April Fools, Carl Fail



Not all the idiots in Congress have (R) after their name.  This is called "perspective".
Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) is afraid that the U.S. Territory of Guam is going to "tip over and capsize" due to overpopulation.

Johnson expressed his worries during a House Armed Services Committee hearing on the defense budget Thursday.

Addressing Adm. Robert Willard, who commands the Navy's Pacific Fleet, Johnson made a tippy motion with his hands and said sternly, "My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."

Willard paused and said: "We don't anticipate that."
Nice, measured response.  I suppose not even an Admiral is going to tell a member of the House Armed Services Committee "Are you f'ckin' high, or just stupid?"

Sigh.  Why couldn't this hearing have been today instead?

EPIC FAIL.

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