Friday, January 28, 2011

Under The Radar, Over The Border

So, Mythbusters...what kind of catapult specs would you need to chuck bags of pot over the border, anyhow?

Mexican and American officials have foiled a scheme where smugglers tried to fling marijuana across the Arizona-Mexico border using a catapult.


National Guard troops operating a remote video surveillance system at the Naco Border Patrol Station say they observed several people preparing a catapult and launching packages over the International Border fence last Friday evening.

According to CBS affiliate KOLD, Border Patrol agents working with the National Guard contacted Mexican authorities, who went to the location and disrupted the catapult operation.

The 9-foot-tall catapult was found about 20 yards from the U.S. border on a flatbed towed by a sport utility vehicle, according to a Mexican army officer with the 45th military zone in the border state of Sonora.
The catapult was capable of launching 4.4 pounds of marijuana at a time, the officer said Wednesday, speaking on condition of anonymity for security reasons.

Part of me is going "wow, not really smuggling if you're tossing weed over the wall with a 9 foot catapult in the back of a pickup."   That kind of thing gets noticed, people.  Get a damn tunnel like everyone else.

On the other hand...these guys had a 9-foot catapult in the back of a pickup truck.  Science, it works, bitches! 

3 comments:

  1. Clearly, they needed a 23-foot catapult.

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  2. As smuggling schemes go, this one kinda sucks. What if the packages burst on impact? Isn't flying bags of dope rather noticable?

    On the other hand, a 9-foot catapult in the back of a pickup truck. Which is about 50 flavors of fucking awesome.

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  3. I just read that Fox plans to make a reality show based on the bumbling efforts of the Mexican drug smugglers. http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/28734/mexican-drug-catapult/

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