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• The Wallow Arizona wildfire has spread into western New Mexico, closing Carlsbad Caverns and forcing evacuations of some 200 tourists.
• Hacker group Anonymous is once again targeting Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke.
• Sudan is once again on the brink of civil war as military troops and vehicles are building up along the north-south border there.
• A series of seismic aftershocks that hit Christchurch, New Zealand has prompted the country's central bank to delay interest rate increases.
• Scientists are using a fluorescent protein to turn living cells into green lasers.