Thursday, November 10, 2011

Nothing Says Hot Internet Date Like... 300 Stab Wounds?

Milwaukee police are investigating a bizarre stabbing incident in which a 22-year-old Milwaukee woman allegedly stabbed an 18-year-old Arizona man more than 300 times when their sexual relations got "out of hand."

According to an affidavit accompanying a search warrant, the man was bleeding from the neck, arms and back when he called police to East Knapp Street and North Astor Street shortly before 9 p.m. Sunday. The man told police he met the woman online and took a bus from Phoenix to meet her.

"Once he got to the residence, he was bound and stabbed numerous times over a time frame of what he described as two days," the affidavit states.

The man suffered more than 300 puncture wounds to his back, face, arms, legs and neck and was taken to Froedtert Hospital in Wauwatosa, according to the document.

Bon's Top Five Responses:

5. Dear Penthouse: What started as a perfectly innocent meeting turned into an amazing two days...

4. 300 wounds and he survived? Was that knife the size of a toothpick or what? If you're going to arrange a random meeting for sex and bloody cutting gratification at least do it right!

3. I want to read the insurance paperwork. How the hell do you code this out in the system?

2. Team Edward!

1. Please let these people all be too stupid to breed successfully.

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