Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Celebrity Roundup

Billy Bob Thornton is co-writing and directing a movie based loosely on his life experiences, including his marriage to Angelina Jolie.  In this article, he says they are still friends and that he and Brad are friends as well.  Still, if it's even remotely close to the craziness those two endured, one has to wonder what secrets might come out, and if we even want to know.

Hugh Hefner is either delusional or just an asshole.  When making a statement about his son supposedly beating the hell out of a Playmate of the Year, we get this: "If they care about each other, they'll patch it up," the Playboy founder tells PEOPLE.  That would be appropriate if it was a normal breakup, but one with alleged stomach kicks, visible injuries and an emergency restraining order?  What a dick.  Those "crazy kids" didn't just get into an argument, you giant moron.  Your son is facing accusations of beating a woman and refusing to allow her to leave the property.  In the real world that's a crime, you insensitive douche.

Last but not least, Herman Cain said "no thank you" to Dancing With The Stars.  My guess is, he lost interest when they said he only got one partner, as that doesn't seem to be his thing.

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