StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The family of former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno want to appeal the school's unprecedented sanctions, but the NCAA is insisting that the sanctions are simply not subject to appeal.
• The Tennessee Democratic Party is disavowing its own Senate candidate due to ties to a hate group, and is asking Democrats in the state to write-in another candidate.
• The first Saudi woman to compete in the Olympics lasted all of 82 seconds in her judo match, but Wodjan Shaherkani still made history.
• The deal between mobile giant Verizon and cable giant Comcast to split spectrum is facing sharp criticism from regulators.
• Sen. Rand Paul wants to protect the internet from goverment snooping...but he also wants to kill regulations aimed at evening the playing field for net neutrality.