StupidiNews!

• China has launched three astronauts into orbit, docking with its Tiangong-1 space lab high above the Earth.
• The world's oldest living man, Jiroeman Kimura, has passed at the age of 116.
• The Obama administration has moved to protect chimpanzees, with the US Fish and Wildlife service classifying both wild and captive chimps as endangered.
• More information is coming to light about manipulation of currency rates allowing banks and electronic traders to make instant profit off of customers.
• Nintendo's Wii U may have beaten PS4 and XBox One to market, but games for the console are still scarce, and the bigger franchises won't show up until 2014.