Thursday, August 14, 2008

But What About The Other Guy's Veep?

McSame? Yeah. Well, if he really, really wanted to win, he'd go with people like, Joe F'ckin Lieberman or Maine Senator Olympia Snowe. Recently Tom Ridge has come up as a strong choice for him as well. Let's face it, the only possible way he can win is the depressingly Village-centric bi-partisan angle. All three of those folks would give him centrist maverick anti-Bush cred, plus gynocracy points for Snowe or super bi-partipoints for Joe.

Of course, the fact that any of these three would cause the right winger heads to explode (Ridge is pro-choice, Snowe is pro-choice AND voted against impeaching Bill Clinton, and Joe F'ckin Lieberman is really a mole planted by his former master Al Gore) has nothing to do with it.

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