Ignore The Obamessiah, For McSame Is Leaking!

And because McSame is a vindictive, petty shithead, the wires are buzzing this afternoon with his latest desperate attempt to take the spotlight away from Barry.(h/t Atrios)

If security sweeps are the giveaway, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney may be on the brink of being selected as Sen. John McCain’s (R-Ariz.) vice presidential running mate.

According to sources with strong Michigan ties, the Secret Service has conducted a security sweep of the home of Romney’s sister. Romney was raised in Michigan, where his father served as governor.

Mitt is actually even better than Joe F'ckin Lieberman for our side. The base will HATE HIM, because when your entire campaign is built around prejudice, Mitt Romney is a nice man with lots of money but secretly they are thinking MORMON WEIRDO BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA STEAL YOUR KIDS' SOULS WITH HIS LATTER DAY LASER RAYS DOESN'T DRINK BEER OR SOMETHING WITH HIS FAKE JESUS AND HE SECRETLY HATES AMERICA!!one!!11!!1

What goes around, comes around. The karma, it is delicious and has a piquant but oaky flavor and goes well with this big glass of LOL.