StupidiNews!

• The Russians have apparently decided that the Georgians have had enough. But will they, you know, actually leave?
• Does Michael Phelps's ninth career swimming gold medal make him the Greatest ever?
• Wachovia is the latest bank in talks with Federal regulators over auction-rate securities and the punishment for dealing in them as the market for them collapsed.
• Many states, short on cash, are considering the "iTax" on digital downloads.
• Got your copy of the 20th Anniversary Madden '09 yet? Two words: Online Leagues.