StupidiNews!

• Fay won't leave Florida, Russia won't leave Georgia, and nobody will leave Obama alone about his Veep pick.
• More banks will likely go under as the credit crisis continues, and the next big victim could very well be Lehman Brothers.
• The slumping economy is hurting one industry hard in particular, nip/tucks are down.
• Poland spits in the Bear's eye by officially signing that missile interceptor deal with the US.
• The iPhone's problems continue, but Steve Jobs says help is on the way.