StupidiNews!

• Fay STILL won't leave Florida, Russia STILL won't leave Georgia.
• Obama's still not talking about who his Veep is, but the presumptuous and arrogant factor has now evolved into a full-blown case of being pompous.
• First rule of being ninja: Don't get caught being ninja by New Jersey cops.
• AT&T takes on the Geek Squad for your in-home nerd dollars. My parents just call me, sigh.
• Sometimes winning a bronze medal is better than taking the gold.