StupidiNews!

• Russia has officially recognized South Ossetia and Abkhazia as independent, which could very well lead to more fighting in Georgia.
• Senator Series Of Toobs (R-Alaska) won his primary, assuring he'll lose in November.
• Gustav's run in the Gulf of Mexico is driving oil up.
• Google Earth is blocking more and more aerial photos worldwide of what DNI Mike McConnell says are "sensitive sites".
• Nintendo and Sony battle for handheld dominance, but in the wings is the open source Wiz.