StupidiNews!

• Barack Obama made history last night as he accepted the challenge to run for President.
• Russia's continued aggression is uniting Georgia behind their own President, Mikhail Saakashvili.
• Tropical Storm Hanna is now taking aim at the US East Coast, while Gustav strengthens after causing chaos in Jamaica.
• Golf's top foreign pros, both male and female, are taking aim at the LPGA's English only language rule.
• Reports of Steve Jobs's demise are greatly exaggerated as a routine update of his obituary was accidentally published.