StupidiNews!

• Tropical Storm Hanna heads for the Outer Banks, Ike is not too far behind.
• Convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff gets four years in prison for his crimes.
• The rich continue to get richer with the richest 0.001% controlling 21% of the world's wealth.
• We're winning in Iraq...but we can't cut troop levels this year.
• The DVR is shaping up as America's Most Important Gadget.