Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Conservative Columnist AGAIN Shocked To Discover Sun Is On Fire

After being completely shocked last week to discover Sarah Palin was in fact a vile little wingnut troll, Kathleen Parker once again is flabbergasted to find out that...Sarah Palin is a vile little wingut troll.

The real Sarah Palin is free at last. She's not just a hockey mom after all. She's Palin the Impaler. Pit bulls beware.

No one who watched the vice presidential debate should be surprised. Palin's performance, notwithstanding her adorable dodges of questions she didn't like, was essentially a cri de coeur to America's non-elite.

Democrats and other critics distracted by her winks may have missed the message, but Palin's target audience heard it loud and clear. She is like the high-pitched whistle only dogs can hear. While Democrats heard non-answers, superfluous segues and cartoon words -- shout-out, I'll betcha, doggone, extra credit -- Republicans heard God, patriotism, courage, victory.

It's called code, and Republicans are fluent.

Hey Kath, the entire GOP has specialized in this for the last two decades, okay? Glad you've gotten a clue, but the next logical step is to reject this kind of manipulation completely and leave the GOP for dead.

I mean the rest of us have. This party has nothing left but hate. Literally. And it will only end unless they are banished from the national discourse for good, or somebody puts a bullet in Barry.

This is the endpoint of the current path the GOP is taking.

1 comment:

  1. Well, technically, the sun is not on fire. I think...

    Anyways, one wonders, and I've told Kana this: all McCain and Palin is doing now is trying to tear down Obama. They're not selling themselves. At ALL. All they are doing is trying to tear down Obama.

    It makes Kitty think: doesn't this say that McCain and Palin have nothing TO sell?

    Well, I KNOW, but still, it's fucking telling.

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