Losing By Double Digits Is Winning

Because as Your Liberal New York Times Columnist Adam Nagourney sees it as he mails in GOP talking points in today's column, Obama's friggin doomed for six reasons:

1. You know all those new registered Democratic voters are mostly lazy college kids and minorities, so they won't vote (or will be easily disenfranchised by having 20% of the voting machines working in precincts.) Five point swing for McSame guaranteed.
2. Obama's GOTV operation hasn't been tested, the newbie scrubs that they are. Five point swing on election day, easy!
3. We're due for a spontaneous, unexplained McSame rally worth a good five points for McSame in the polls. It's just math.
4. Osama bin Laden hasn't shown up to give his "Terrorists Vote Democratic!" speech yet. That'll be a five point swing in McSame's favor right there when that happens.
5. Two words: Bradley Effect. Another five points in McSame's favor because of nervous, secretly racist whites.
6. Oh, and Barry Hussein Obama is a terrorist sympathizer. Another five points. Easy.

So really, Obama's not up by double digits, he's actually down by like 20 and McSame is going to ka-ruse to a Reagan landslide, yo.

Of course, there's the reasons the Obama camp has to be confident:

1. THE ECONOMY.

But that's just me. What do I know?