StupidiNews!

• The Saudis appear to be helping the Taliban broker a peace deal and split with Al Qaeda.
• Friday's bailout has failed to calm global markets this morning, Asian and European markets are down 5-6%.
• Michigan Republican Party officials are furious with the McSame camp for pulling out of that state.
• The Supreme Court gets back to work today with a new docket that may include the constitutionality of the bailout.
• Who's responsible for last week's fake Steve Jobs heart attack story that tanked Apple stock?