StupidiNews!

• The Tampa Bay Rays held off the defending world champion Boston Red Sox 3-1 in Game 7 to earn a trip to the World Series.
• The latest Iraqi revision to the deal with the US eliminates troop immunity for those who have committed "major and premeditated murders."
• A lot of informational holes are in the health records of both McSame and Sarah Palin.
• Oil prices are on the rise after OPEC promised "significant production cuts" this weekend.
• Microsoft earns a patent for real-time censoring technology, but its uses in authoritarian regimes may be far more sinister.