StupidiNews!

• Game 5 of the World Series? For the first time in history suspended due to weather tied 2-2 in the sixth.
• Global stock markets rallied overnight in the grandfather of all dead cat bounces, pointing to a big day on Wall Street.
• Sarah Palin and the GOP are washing their hands of convicted felon Senator Toobs.
• Preznitman is fast-tracking a new EPA rule to weaken environmental regs on power plants before he leaves office.
• The US Army thinks using Twitter from your cell phone is a security threat to America.