Zandar's Thought Of the Day

When GOP party officials, sitting GOP members of Congress, and campaign officials up to and including the douchebag running for President say ACORN ACORN DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD REZKO BLOOGITY BLAH BLAH OSAMA BIN BIDEN ACORN MUSLIM PLANT SOCIALIST TERRORIST AYERS ACORN SCARY BLACK MAN IN THE FOYER I SAY OLD CHAP I MUST ABSCOND TO THE BILLIARDS ROOM AND RETRIEVE MY BLUNDERBUSS WHAT WHAT REZKO ACORN TRAITOR! *deep breath* what they really mean is:

1. Do not pay any attention to arguably the worst-kept secret in America that is our continuing effort to steal this election (which we admit isn't going so well right now.)
   
2. In case #1 is unsuccessful, our official excuse as to why our brilliant plan to steal the election didn't work is that Obama must have stolen the election. Get him.

So yeah, I wouldn't put it past these assholes to call for impeachment investigations into Obama's "unprecedented voter fraud" before he even takes office.

You thought they hated Bill Clinton? You have no clue what hate is.

And when the investigation and impeachment calls are laughed off the national stage, the only question is how long will it take before somebody decides to "martyr themselves to save America from Obama" after the hate merchants say "Who will rid me of this troublesome Negro?"

Watch the reaction to that when it inevitably happens. I'm calling now that the wingnuts say:

Despite the tragic actions of this individual, such unfair blanket condemnations of our efforts to have Obama explain the unanswered questions surrounding his so-called "victory" is an affront to free speech. Instead, Mr. Obama owes the people of America a detailed explanation in order to bring closure to the wounded nation to calm the fury against him.

You guys think I'm joking, or engaging in hyperbole that the wingnuts in this country will blame Obama for somebody trying to kill Obama.

I'm not. It's only a question of how long it will take.