StupidiNews!

• With AIG posting a $24 billion loss, the feds are considering a new bailout deal for the troubled insurer.
• Clinton County, Ohio's 40,000 residents face as many as 8,000 layoffs as DHL plans to sharply reduce its freight hub there.
• Britain plans to substantially toughen up media censorship laws on national security issues.
• FOX News anchor Brit Hume is retiring before the end of the year.
• The Korg DS-10 turns your Nintendo DS into a music synthesizer for 40 bucks.