StupidiNews!

• A new study shows half of primary care physicians want out of the business due to red tape.
• The biggest obstacle to Hillary Clinton's Secretary of State appointment? Bill Clinton.
• Sales of holiday gift cards are down sharply as consumers wonder if the companies will honor them should they go bankrupt.
• The Big 3 carmaker bailout seems to be out of gas.
• Movie pirates in China have cracked Blu-Ray disc's "unbreakable" copy protection.