StupidiNews!

• Citigroup is saved to the tune of $20 billion and $300 plus billion in loan guarantees.
• Democrats are planning a massive new stimulus package to be signed into law by Obama on January 20.
• Venezuala's Hugo Chavez scored significant wins in national elections last night.
• The world's biggest cruise ship takes to the seas in Finland.
• The MPAA is looking to handcuff tens of millions of HDTVs by forcing secure digital cable output only, rendering HD antennas worthless.