StupidiNews!

• A last minute compromise to save the Big Three ran out of gas late last night.
• Obama plans to extend the "nuclear umbrella" over Israel.
• The total planned jobs lost to the BoA/Merrill Lynch merger is up to 35,000.
• The US remains tight-lipped about an Afghan mass grave of Taliban fighters.
• The Obama team and NASA are on a collision course over the Ares moon program.