StupidiNews!

• NASA scientists warn that 2 trillion tons of polar ice is melting at a much faster rate.
• A federal appeals court in New York has struck down yet another part of the PATRIOT Act as unconstitutional.
• More than nine out of ten Illinois voters say embattled Governor Rod Blagojevich must go.
• OPEC ministers are meeting to consider a record supply cut to boost oil prices above $75.
• The Bush administration continues to try to block the release of the NSA's internal arguments over wiretapping.