StupidiNews!

• The so-called Fort Dix Five have been convicted of conspiracy to kill US soldiers in New Jersey.
• Mexican drug gangs beheaded eight Mexican Army soldiers in a gruesome display.
• One economist puts the chance of economic depression in the US at 50%.
• Iran's President may be unpopular, but he's expected to win re-election in six months.
• Wall Street investors seem to be betting on GM to run out of gas for good.