Zandar's Thought Of the Day

When GOP party officials, sitting GOP members of Congress, and campaign officials up to and including the douchebag running for President say ACORN ACORN DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD REZKO BLOOGITY BLAH BLAH OSAMA BIN BIDEN ACORN MUSLIM PLANT SOCIALIST TERRORIST AYERS ACORN SCARY BLACK MAN IN THE FOYER I SAY OLD CHAP I MUST ABSCOND TO THE BILLIARDS ROOM AND RETRIEVE MY BLUNDERBUSS WHAT WHAT REZKO ACORN TRAITOR! *deep breath* what they really mean is:

1. Do not pay any attention to arguably the worst-kept secret in America that is our continuing effort to steal this election (which we admit isn't going so well right now.)
   
2. In case #1 is unsuccessful, our official excuse as to why our brilliant plan to steal the election didn't work is that Obama must have stolen the election. Get him.

So yeah, I wouldn't put it past these assholes to call for impeachment investigations into Obama's "unprecedented voter fraud" before he even takes office.

You thought they hated Bill Clinton? You have no clue what hate is.

And when the investigation and impeachment calls are laughed off the national stage, the only question is how long will it take before somebody decides to "martyr themselves to save America from Obama" after the hate merchants say "Who will rid me of this troublesome Negro?"

Watch the reaction to that when it inevitably happens. I'm calling now that the wingnuts say:

Despite the tragic actions of this individual, such unfair blanket condemnations of our efforts to have Obama explain the unanswered questions surrounding his so-called "victory" is an affront to free speech. Instead, Mr. Obama owes the people of America a detailed explanation in order to bring closure to the wounded nation to calm the fury against him.

You guys think I'm joking, or engaging in hyperbole that the wingnuts in this country will blame Obama for somebody trying to kill Obama.

I'm not. It's only a question of how long it will take.

Helpful Bush Is Helpful

With the world financial crisis looming large over everyone, Preznitman decides to be Presidential again and will hold a world financial summit to solve the problem...and if that doesn't help, he'll hold...MORE MEETINGS!

President Bush announced Saturday that he will host the first of what could be several summits of world leaders to discuss the global response to the financial crisis.

"It is essential that we work together because we're in this crisis together," Bush said at Camp David, Maryland, with French President Nicolas Sarkozy and European Union President Jose Manuel Barroso.

"Together we will work to modernize our financial systems," Bush said. "We must resist the temptation of financial isolationism."

Bush said the summit would include developed and developing nations from around the world.

No date was set, though a White House statement said the gathering would be held in the United States "soon after" the November 4 general election.

Translation: "This problem is potentially catastrophic, but not catastrophic enough for me to do anything about it for at least three weeks, because every time I'm in the news, John McSame loses 2 points in the polls."

Do you think if Obama wins, Bush will invite Obama or any of his economic team to these summits?

I wouldn't hold your breath on that.

StupidiNews, Weekend Edition

• Dallas's school district made an accounting mistake...costing them $84 million and hundreds of teachers.
• Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen rocked out for Obama.
• A physicist has had 53 years to work on all the time in the world.
• Hundreds of protesters descend on Wall Street to boo the UberBailout.
• 30 million computer users have fallen for fake virus fixing adware.