StupidiNews!

• Capitol Hill sources say Blago pick Roland Burris will be barred from the Senate floor at Tuesday's swearing-in ceremony.
• AG Michael Mukasey is recommending that Bush invokes executive privilege to protect Dick Cheney.
• Israel rejects the idea of a truce with Hamas and continues to attack Gaza with an "iron fist".
• The US steel industry is eagerly awaiting details of Obama's infrastructure spending plan.
• The controversy over the UK's plan to track every e-mail and phone call in the country is growing.