StupidiNews!

• The Obama stimulus package faces a full House vote today.
• The fate of Karl Rove's most recent Congressional subpoena could rest in the hands of Obama.
• Newly minted Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano has ordered a US border review...of Canada.
• The Treasury's "bad bank" plan could come as early as next week.
• A new climate study suggests it may already be too late to stop global warming.