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• Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis faces Congress on what he knew about Merrill Lynch's billions in bonuses.
• Experts say recession-born crime statistics will be on the rise as America faces more unemployment.
• GM says it will soon have no choice but to phase out or shrink the Hummer, Saab, and Pontiac brands.
• Evidence that the corporate bond market is revving up might indicate the credit crunch is thawing.
• Wikileaks finds out the hard way that anything can be leaked, including its own donor list.