StupidiNews!

• The Pentagon is finally lifting the ban on media coverage of flag-draped coffins, but only if soldiers' families allow it.
• Mexico has deployed more troops to Juarez to battle drug cartels.
• Sarah Palin is backing a bill to require parental consent for abortions in Alaska.
• The government is expected to bail out Citigroup with another $25 billion in exchange for a 36% stake in the company.
• The Senate bans the Fairness Doctrine outright, 87-12.