Poor Bernie

Headline of the Day: "Madoff's lawyers want him freed from jail on bail."

People in Hell want ice water, too. Smarter people in Hell want out of Hell completely, one would imagine.

No sympathy for the devil here. Let the old bastard rot in Gen Pop. I can just imagine an entire wing of a Manhattan jail listening raptly as Bernie explains how he ripped off more money than the inmates can possibly imagine, and got away with it forever.

There's a Steven Soderbergh movie in there, somewhere.