The Pros And Cons Of Timmy's Plan

Brad DeLong takes up the pro position on it, The Kroog takes up the con with his response to DeLong. Both are very much worth reading. DeLong's basic theory is that, well, the Geithner plan looks really good on paper.

Q: Why is the government making hedge and pension fund managers kick in $30 billion?

A: So that they have skin in the game, and so do not take excessive risks with the taxpayers' money because their own money is on the line as well.

Q: Why then should hedge and pension fund managers agree to run this?

A: Because they stand to make a fortune when markets recover or when the acquired toxic assets are held to maturity: they make the full equity returns on their $30 billion invested--which is leveraged up to $1 trillion with government money.

Q: Why isn't this just a massive giveaway to yet another set of financiers?

A: The private managers put in $30 billion, but the Treasury puts in $150 billion--and so has 5/6 of the equity. When the private managers make $1, the Treasury makes $5. If we were investing in a normal hedge fund, we would have to pay the managers 2% of the capital and 20% of the profits every year; the Treasury is only paying 0% of the capital value and 17% of the profits every year.

And that's a good argument. But it's based on the assumption that the problem is the toxic assets are critically undervalued. If the value of the assets goes up, the government makes money. If it goes down however, the government loses literally a mint.

The bottom line is this: the public-private partnership hedge fund beast by definition has to pay a premium price for these toxic assets and hope that the prices manage to go up above what the bank valued them at in the first place. Geithner has to.

The only way that happens is if the government creates and sustains another mega-housing bubble causing home values to explode across the country again, which will capsize the dollar completely in the process causing hyper-inflation to go with it.

This plan seems to be not only conducive to causing that scenario, but in fact it seems to be absolutely counting on it to happen. If Timmy doesn't pay the banks a massive premium, they won't sell, and they'll go under. This is nothing more than a giant accounting error, in other words...which is such a ludicrous assumption that it makes my chest hurt.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why the Gethner plan won't work. If all this was was an accounting error, then why not just absolve the banks of the accounting error and move on? It's because our entire economy is built on the shadows and assumptions that these trillions in toxic debts are real money that somebody owes somebody else. Without all that money actually existing, our economy ceases to exist.

Hell, we can't even figure out who owes whom what and how much!

And we're throwing trillions of real money into to hole to see if enough of it magically makes these assets worth something again.