StupidiNews!

• Despite a moratorium on foreclosures by major banks, foreclosures in February still rose by 6%.
• Wal-Mart plans to beat Obama to the punch by digitizing health records for millions of Americans.
• The President is not ruling out using military forces to contain growing Mexican border violence.
• Pakistan's growing political crisis threatens the country's stability as protests increase.
• French national police claim to have saved millions of Euros switching to open source Ubuntu.