StupidiNews!

• After over 70 years, Guiding Light has been canceled due to poor ratings.
• Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner says ousting bailed out bank CEOs is an option on the table.
• Pentagon officials say even more troops may be needed in Afghanistan immediately.
• The G20 summit is expected to agree on another half a trillion for the International Monetary Fund.
• The April 1 deadline for the Conficker.C computer worm has come and gone, but it could still be lurking.