StupidiNews!

• Somali pirates still hold the captain of a US container ship as the US Navy arrives on scene.
• The creator of the smash hit PC game The Sims, Will Wright, is leaving Electronic Arts.
• GM says the Chevy Volt remains the company's #1 new car priority despite a government report it's not economically viable.
• The financial crisis has fueled a new wave of homelessness in Japan as Osaka's factories close.
• Microsoft says 97% of the world's e-mail is now spam.