StupidiNews!

• Capt. Richard Phillips is on his way home after his Easter Sunday rescue from Somali pirates.
• The government of Thailand has launched a major military crackdown on protesters.
• GM's uncertain fate means an equally uncertain fate for employees.
• Bailed-out banks face questions about charging consumers increased bank fees and interest rates.
• Time Warner Cable's plan to introduce data caps on internet customers is hitting a snag.