StupidiNews!

• Former Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell doesn't believe we're alone in the universe.
• Norm Coleman appeals his election loss to the Minnesota Supreme Court.
• The stimulus package is driving Illinois's road construction, making repairs that would otherwise no happen.
• As many as 5,000 auto dealerships could go under after GM and Chrysler's possible bankruptcies.
• The original Nintendo Game Boy turns 20 today.