StupidiNews!

• Design files on the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter have been compromised by hackers.
• A Senate report details how President Bush decided the Geneva Conventions did not apply to captured terrorist suspects.
• Cuban-Americans strongly support President Obama's new open Cuba policy.
• Tim Geithner says that most banks will pass the stress test. Mostly.
• 40 years after the first US moon landing, science has finally figured out why moon dust is sticky.