StupidiNews!

• A 23-month old Texas toddler has become the first reported Swine Flu death in the US.
• The "Fort Dix Three" get life in prison for plotting terrorist attacks in New Jersey.
• The US Supreme Court takes up a case challenging Section 5 of the Voting Rights Act.
• Preliminary bank stress test results find at least six of the 19 banks need billions in new capital.
• Microsoft and Verizon are teaming up to take on the iPhone with a new device codenamed "Pink".