StupidiNews!

• Chrysler faces its last day to cut simultaneous deals with creditors before bankruptcy as talks broke down last night.
• At least 41 Iraqis were killed in the latest series of car bombings in Baghdad.
• Fort Worth, Texas has shut all of its schools until May 8th in response to Swine Flu cases there.
• Credit card reform legislation is looking good, but mortgage reform is on the rocks.
• Open source video player Miro wants you to help with funding by adopting a line of code.